billy joe puke myself   
Sydney,  Australia

3:30am on Monday, January 25th, 2010 

under his beard there isnt a chin thers just another fist

dannyboy   
Menifee,  United States

10:12am on Friday, January 15th, 2010 

chuck norris's cum iz fall out from a nuclear bomb

pimpin   
Doncaster,  United Kingdom

11:26am on Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 

optimus prime is chuck norrises old pimpin car

the real chuck norris   
D�sseldorf,  Germany

1:24pm on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

where is the roundhousekick i dont see him (LOL)

2Dubb   
Irvington,  United States

10:16am on Sunday, April 12th, 2009 

Chuck Norris Died for our sins..... and rose again!!

Misco Jones   
Madrid,  Spain

3:59pm on Thursday, January 8th, 2009 

Moar like "Ahmadinejad midget" amirite?

Mas bien Ahmadinejad enano, no?

Budha   
Location unknown,  

3:52am on Saturday, December 20th, 2008 

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, He potatoe sacs them!

DemoniaX   
United States,  United States

5:38am on Thursday, December 18th, 2008 

Lol?

lol   
Genk,  Belgium

9:51pm on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 

Chuck Norris' chest hair cures cancer.


Every time you swear, Chuck Norris punches a baby in the face.

exudate   
Kitchener,  Canada

6:11am on Thursday, November 13th, 2008

When chuck Norris jumps in a water he dosen't get wet,the water get's Chuck Norris'd

JohnC   
Brisbane,  Australia

9:21pm on Sunday, September 14th, 2008 

At this point even Chuck Norris is checking under his bed at night for Chuck Norris

youre   
Helena,  United States

11:52am on Sunday, September 14th, 2008 

all fags

n/a   
Wichita Falls,  United States

9:36am on Sunday, September 14th, 2008 

Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Anonymous   
Houston,  United States

2:21am on Sunday, September 14th, 2008

i love dick

east bank saloon eats balls   
Gresham,  United States

4:22am on Saturday, September 13th, 2008

Chuck norris sleeps with men, not because he is gay, but he has gone through all the women in world

n/a   
Toronto,  Canada

10:13pm on Friday, September 12th, 2008 

some people pay insurance companies to protect themselves.. Insurance companies pay 20x the regualar insurance premium to protect them from Chuck Norris

Chuck Lover   
Australia,  Australia

6:46pm on Monday, September 8th, 2008 

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.